Whenever I go to the gym:
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someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
youarekittenme: i’m so unphotogenic what am i going to do when i’m famous
I need you to see I'm not okay.
if u ever unfollow me i hope air unfollows your...
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When you and your bestfriend are playing around,...
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if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me i hope you find $20 on the ground today
mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...